marang sekapu karang merepek

Saja ja nak test......
Aku dok tengok ramai member-member karang cerita panjang-panjang. Aku pun nak try jugak la.

Kisahnya bermula pagi tadi........
Seawal 5.30 pagi aku bangun. Aku mandi and siap-siap. Lepak jap, pastu sembahyang subuh.
Tepat jam 6.30 pagi aku bertolak ke Pejabat aku, nak ambik Pajero aku lepastu nak pergi Bukit Mertajam. Hospital Bukit Mertajam yang sebenarnya. So dalam perjalanan aku tu aku singgah la isi minyak.....
Dah macam cerita Along lak, berhenti isi minyak jumpa awek.....
aku tak jumpa awek, tapi Bangla ada la.....
Cerita ni bukan pasai aku pegi isi minyak, cerita ni pasai aku nak pegi Hospital ni yang tak sampai-sampai lagi ni.

Ok. sesudah aku isi minyak kat Pajero aku tu, aku pun bergerak la menuju ke Hospital Bukit Mertajam.

Setibanya aku kat sana, MasyaAllah, pelatih-pelatih 'nurse' punya la banyak........
comel-comel lak tu.....
aku tak perasan lak yang depa tu semua pakai baju riadah, sebab putih saja semua depa tu....
aku berhenti kat wad kecemasan, aku pegi tanya kat jaga kat situ kat mana wad bersalin, sebab pegawai aku kata "hang mai kat wad bersalin, rumah aku kat sana. lepastu kita p sama-sama." itu kata dia. Sampai-sampai kat wad bersalin aku pun call dia. Dia tak jawad, aku call berkali-kali baru la dia jawab.....

"Adik kat mana?" pegawai aku tu tanya.....
" Saya kat wad bersalin"yang ni aku kata......
"Hang nak buat apa kat sana?" Dia tanya lagi.....
"Nak ambik abang p program la" aku kata lagi......
"Dak ah, adik patah balik masuk kat klinik ibu mengandung" dia cuba mengarah aku.......
"laaa..... kata kat wad bersalin?" aku berkata.....
"kat klinik ibu mengandung la adik oi" pegawai aku cuba nak menegakkan kebenaran......
"okla saya p patah balik" aku la kata.....

macam tu la lebih kurang perbualan kami dalam telepon......

Waktu aku masuk kat klinik ibu mengandung, nurse-nurse yang aku nampak tadi ada kat sana.....
dalam hati aku kata, "hari tu kata program kat kampung, nak buat senam erobik dengan orang kampung, ni macam mana pulak buat kat hospital ni, pulak tu buat kat nurse-nurse yang cun-cun ni.....?" muka aku dah jadi muka hairan.......(kehairanan la bukan nurhairani)

takpa, aku p 'farking' Pajero aku, lepas tu aku turun, aku unload barang-barang P.A. system aku...... untuk pengetahuan semua, P.A. system ni aku baru buat hasil kajian dan penemuan terbaru aku semalam.

Maka, angkat la aku sensorang........
Waktu tengah dok angkat, aku curi-curi la tengok depa semua.......
"Boleh tahan jugak, ni sekali pandang, macam mana lak kalau aku tenung?" bisik dalam hati aku.

Tup tak tup tak, siap dah P.A. system aku tu.....
"Ok En. Maee, siap. Dah boleh on" aku kata kat pegawai aku tu.
"Ha.... Terima kasih adik" dia kata sambil ambik mick yang aku 'suakan' kat dia.

Dipendekkan cerita. selepas depa pa bagi ceramah sikit, erobik pun start.......
Waktu tengah nurse-nurse ni dok melompat, ada la satu nurse tu dok curi-curi tengok aku.
Kena lak muka dia macam 'x' aku. Terus mata aku lock on target.

Habis Erobik, diaorang semua lepak gak kat meja aku, bukan nak mengorat aku, nak daftar mengundi. Ha..... Lupa lak. Minah yang jadi pegawai SPR tu lak bekas student Teknik Sungai Petani 2. Dia kenal aku, tapi aku tak kenal dia. maklum la Pompuan...... Kat Teknik aku dulu tu macam sekolah convent, lelaki nampak macam pekerja kat sekolah teknik tu.... sikit sangat...... sikit lagi daripada Polimers.......

Ah, lupakan minah SPR tu, ni minah macam ex aku ni lagi penting.......
Elok nak tanya, mamber dia sembang ngan dia, pulak tu pusing arah lain.....
Time tu lak peluang keemasan.....
mana taknya. aku tengah gulung wayer dekat dengan dia......
dia pun macam bagi line je.......
kira dia antara golongan yang terlewat la balik.......

habis aku kemas barang, aku start enjin, terus cargas, mana la nak tau, dia ada lagi ka kat depan sana........

Malangnya............................
Nasib-nasib....................

Tiba-tiba baru aku teringat sesuatu....... mungkin sebab aku dah berjanji, selagi aku tak beli kereta dengan rumah, selagi tu la aku takkan

tergoda atau dibiarkan digodaai........(apa beza dia ha?)

mungkin sebab tu la aku dah jadi malas nak mengorat atau cuba nak mengorat........
Dah jadi macam lebih relax daripada ada awek atau couple......

Tapi kengkadang tu rasa jugak la sunyi. Rasa macam nak saja menyayagi seseorang atau disayagi seseorang. bukan keluarga tetapi dikalangan kenalan tapi bukan kawan. Aku respek kengkawan aku semua.........

Hai la................ bila la aku nak kaya.........
boleh beli rumah, beli kereta...........

something for laughting

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past

Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, howmuch would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Ted: You don't know my father!

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Mother: David, come here.

David: Yes, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I'am scolding you now.

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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father: So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.>If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!

Father: How do you know?

Daughter: She didn't say anything.

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Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"

Student: "Malaysia, Sir."

Teacher: "Which part?"

Student: "All of me, Sir."

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up."Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher."'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"

Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."

Teacher: "Use your dad's then."

Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level"

Something New i just find out.........

Ha... akhirnya terlaksana lah jugak hasrat aku nak bagitau semua IRONMAN ni akan berada di seluruh panggung di dunia ni pada June 2008. Jadi kena la tunggu. Cerita dia pasai seorang 'inventor' and saintis ni yang kaya raya diculik oleh pengganas dan memaksanya mencipta suatu senjata yang hebat dan tidak dapat dikalahkan lagi. Sebaliknya, dia mencipta sut ironman ni untuk melepaskan diri dan melawan balik pengganas-pengganas tersebut...... nak tahu cerita selanjutnya.... tunggu 2008 ni hehehe......

Yang ni pulak kepada peminat national treasure, lakonan Nicolas Cage. Kali ni, cerita dia pasai pembunuhan Abraham Lincoln, president US dengan kehilangan 18 mukasurat diari pembunuh Pesident tersebut. Menarik cerita dia dan aku dah tengok preview dia. National Treasure 2 a.k.a National Treasure Book Of Secrets akan keluar di semua panggung Disember ini....

This some of the 'cambest' Movie coming

Far Far Away needs a new king, and unless Shrek can find someone else, he'll be stuck with the gig. He sets off to find the only other possible heir, Fiona's forgotten cousin Artie. While Shrek's away, Prince Charming returns to the kingdom for revenge, and Fiona is about to add a little ogre to the posse! Can Shrek, with the help of his loyal friends Donkey and Puss-in-Boots, save the day? Showing all cinema 31 Mei

Our intrepid heroes Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann, and-yikes!-Captain Barbossa unite in a swashbuckling quest to free Jack Sparrow from the trap of Davy Jones' locker. Where will the quest lead them? How about to exotic Singapore and the rarely-seen Chinese pirates! You want an ultimate, ends-of-the-earth, for-all-the-dubloons battle? You've got one! Showing all cinema 24 Mei.

Retirement has its perks, especially when your line of work carries with it the risk of imprisonment and beat-downs by hired goons. But when a Vegas big shot hurts one of your original gang members, it's time for the world's best thief to put his team back together for one more heist. This time, the target is casino owner Willy Bank, and the scheme to take him down would make Rube Goldberg smile: rig all the biggest games in the house to pay off Danny Ocean and his cronies - including a new ally, their former nemesis Terry Benedict. Showing all cinema 8 June.







Just because he's made of stone, doesn't mean the Thing can't cry at weddings - especially when it's his pals Reed and Sue. Oh, and here's another reason to cry: The Silver Surfer is looking to crash the party. He's on a mission to wreak havoc all across the globe as he gets Earth ready for its ultimate destruction. You may recall that Doctor Doom seemed rather frozen at the end of the first film. He couldn't possibly make a dramatic return, could he? Then who could possibly stop these forces and all the devastation they look to cause? They'd have to be pretty fabulous - fantastic, even! Surely no one or two superheroes could do it. It would take at least three. But five would be pushing it. Showing all cinema 15 June.





Sure it's another Hollywood adaptation of a book, but this one's got legs - many sets of legs, in fact. It's the story of a guy who's called by God to build a big boat, so that when a huge flood comes, he'll carry pairs of all the animal species to safety and repopulate the earth. Only this time, the guy's name is Evan, he's a U.S. Congressman, and he has to answer not only to his constituents, but to his family, the media, and everybody else who thinks his religious experience is more along the lines of a midlife crisis. Amidst all this attention, can a modern-day man wrangle all those elephants and kangaroosie-roosies? Showing all cinema 22 June.






We all rely on America's technological infrastructure. It brings us useful things like traffic lights, the Internet, and Howard Stern. You may not even realize it, but you're using technology right now! So what would happen if it was to be systematically demolished by terrorists? Somebody had better stop them, and what better somebody is there than frequent accidental hero John McClane! But wouldn't you know, he's not just in it to save the country and make sure we can still download ringtones, he's also got to rescue his kidnapped his daughter! Yippee Ki-Yay! Showing all cinema 27 June.






Those rodents caught on video scurrying through the kitchen of a Manhattan Taco Bell may not have been looking for food - they might have been making it. Perhaps they are the brethren of the animated Remy, a simple rat who wants to be an extraordinary chef. As fate would have it, he winds up in the fabled city of lights, beneath the very restaurant run by his hero, chef Auguste Gusteau. Remy pairs up with Gusteau's garbage boy Linguini, and the two form an unlikely alliance that takes the Paris culinary world by storm.
Showing all cinema 29 June.







It's a special day in any young man's life when he gets his first car. The day gets all the more special when it turns out it's not a car at all, but a robot in disguise. Luckily for Sam Witwicky, his new ride is one of the robots out to defend Earth (Autobots) and not destroy it (Decepticons). It will take a mighty battle involving all sorts of military might to keep the bad robots from ruining everything. Showing all cinema 4 July.









Lord Voldemort has returned? Eh, who's going to believe that? The Ministry of Magic says to shun anyone who even suggests such a thing - folks like Dumbledore and Harry Potter. Well, maybe those jerks should be a little more vigilant, because there's going to be a hullabaloo at Hogwarts. Good thing Dumbledore is forming a secret resistance, training our hero Harry his mates for a wizardly battle. But how can Harry concentrate on magic when he's also trying to be a teenager? Rebellion, romance, and raging hormones make for a memorable fifth year at school.
Showing all cinema 13 July.

Who cares? It's The Simpsons! They've been on the air for 18 seasons and the trailer for the movie looks hilarious. Truth be told, the plot is being kept under tight wraps, and there are reports that the producers are deliberately leaking false story lines to throw off the Internet crowd. What we do know is that the world has to be saved...by Homer. Saved from some sort of a calamity created...by Homer. The core creative team from the TV show is on board for the movie, and all the regular characters too. Woo-hoo!
Showing all cinema 27 July.







Jason Bourne still suffers from bouts of amnesia. The one thing he does remember is that there are people who want him dead. See, the CIA who trained him to be a killer, are still after him. In a way, he's still after himself; Bourne's not all too clear about his identity. So when a reporter offers to help him put some pieces together, Bourne comes out of hiding. But who's good at finding people when they're not hiding? The CIA! And another new organization that wants Bourne dead too! It's a pretty clear ultimatum: Travel across the world to find out who you are, and then get away or get killed.
Showing all cinema 3 August .






The world needs a hero and man needs a best friend. They get them both when a scientific experiment goes wrong, leaving an ordinary beagle (oddly named Shoeshine Boy) with extraordinary abilities. What kind of abilities? He can fly! He can speak contemporary American English! He doesn't seem to mind wearing a sweater and cape! And, he's curiously monogamous! That's right; he's after the (literally) fetching Polly Purebread. So when she and all of Capitol City are under threat of destruction by a sinister plot, only a certain anthropomorphic canine can save the day! After all, who doesn't like rooting for an underdog?
Showing all cinema 3 August .





In a rural English village in, oh, let's say, Olden Times, a young man named Tristan tries to win the heart of a young lady. All she wants is a fallen star. Easy enough. All the young chap has to do is cross the wall that separates their village from the Faerie realm. Gulp. He does so, only to discover that the falling star is in fact a beautiful lady. And guess what, she's being pursued by other folks too - dangerous folks who all desperately want this star. Oh, what an adventure our Tristan will have as he travels across the universe, encountering witches, pirates, ghosts, and more!
Showing all cinema 10 August .

Anugerah Pingat

BOOK OF KNOWLEDGE - mempunyai ilmu pengetahuan yang sangat tinggi dalam semua aspek dan keadaan.
CORE - asas yang mengandungi pelbagai maklumat, unsur dan pengetahuan.
STARS IN THE DARK NIGHT - sifat yang berani kerana mempunyai pengetahuan tentang keadaan tersebut.
TRIANGLE GLASS - sifat yang tidak tetap. sikap dan tingkah laku yang sukar diramal.
SILENT DEAD - pergerakkan yang senyap untuk membunuh mangsa dalam keadaan kekalutan / sangat pantas.
PHIONEX - panggilan kepada binatang yang sangat setia dengan makhluk buas. gagah dan berani. gabungan harimau, helang dan beruang.
GOOD LOARD - sifat yang baik hati dan pemurah. salah satu sekutu makhluk buas. suka ambil kesempatan. jatuh hati kepada Blood Orkid tetapi ditolak.
BLACK KNIGHT - mempunyai kekuatan yang tidak boleh dipandang rendah. berani. mempunyai strategi yang banyak. mempunyai pertalian darah dengan makhluk buas dari segi kuasa.
DARK ANGEL - wanita cantik tetapi mempunyai pandangan yang boleh membunuh. jatuh hati kepada makhluk buas dan Black Knight. baik hati dan pemurah.
PARADOX - perbuatan yang jahat tetapi untuk kebaikan semua / masa hadapan.
BLACK CAT - musuh ketat kepada Phionex. mempunyai strategi yang banyak tetapi tidak kuat. gemar ambil kesempatan. mempunyai sifat dengki dan irihati. sangat rajin.
BLOOD ORKID - tuan kepada Black Cat. cantik tetapi gemar menjelma menjadi perempuan tua yang hodoh. sangat rajin dan pandai. mempunyai harta yang banyak tetapi tidak diguakan. pandai berjimat cermat.
BLACK SHEEP - haiwan perosak. tidak berani jika berseorangan. sangat bijak. mempunyai sikap tolong menolong diantara satu sama lain. mempunyai kekuatan yang tidak boleh dipandang rendah.
MA S'IVE' - sifat pendiam tetapi menjana ilmu. pemikiran yang tajam.
KILLER DARK KNIGHT - musuh kepada makhluk buas. mempunyai kuasa yang setanding dengan makhluk buas. bodoh tetapi amanah dan berpegang pada janji.
DEADMAN INSTING - membuat keputusan yang terburu-buru dan apabila berlaku sesuatu yang tidak diduga, ia masih lagi dapat diselamatkan.
10 MASK & 1 FACES - unsur yang tidak elok dalam semua anugerah. sanggup lakukan apa saja untuk kepentingan diri sendiri. 10 unsur sifat jahat.
BOOK OF WISDOM - sifat yang sangat berani. dapat mencapai sasaran atau matlamat walaupun dalam keadaan tertekan. mampu untuk membahayakan dirinya.
RED MATEL - matel yang dipakai oleh makhluk buas. luar bewarna hitam dan dalam bewarna merah. merupakan perisai. boleh berbentuk apa saja dan boleh juga digunakan untuk penyamaran.
HATI BUDAK - sifat yang tidak pandai berbohong. cakap berterus terang. tidak tersirat.
BINTANG MALANG - sifat yang sangat gembira walaupun berada dalam keadaan berduka. pandai menyorokkan sifat kesedihan yang dialaminya.
SANG PENDAMAI - sifat yang digemari oleh semua orang. anugerah yang hebat.
HUMAND TOUCH - keputusan yang tepat. mempunyai pandangan masa hadapan. berwawasan.

PARADOX 'TWILIGHT MAKE SENSE'

HUMAN MIND OF TERROR MAY NEVER BE SWEPT WITH REVENGE, CAUSE THE GREAT DEMOND CURSES THE MINDLESS MEN WITH “TERRORISM”! WE ARE NOW HUNTED BY “THE GREAT BOREDOM” THAT WILL CONQUER THE MIND. IF WE LOSE, TIME WILL ALWAYS BE THE “TWILIGHT”. BEHOLD OF THE DEVIL! IT IS THE WEAPONS TO KILL ONE ANOTHER. THOSE MORTAL HEADS WHO ARE A FOOL, BELIEVE AND TRUST HIM. WE ARE THE FUTURE DESIRE. WE KNOW HOW THE “TWILIGHT” ENDS. IT IS BEYOND OUR IMAGINATION SO IT DEPANDS ON US TO MAKE THE TALE USEFUL TO MORTAL MANKIND……