Different types of Marketing

1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich.
"Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing... "

2. You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a
gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and
pointing at you says: "He's very rich.
"Marry him." -That's Advertising. .."

3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and get her telephone number. The next day, you
call and say: "Hi, I'm very rich.
"Marry me - That's Telemarketing. .."

4. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up
and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour
her a drink, you open the door (of the car)"Marry Me?" - That's Public
Relations... "

5. You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks
up to you and says:"You are very rich!
"Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition. .."

6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you
a nice hard slap on your face. - "That's Customer Feedback..."

7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and say: "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she
introduces you to her husband. - "That's demand and supply gap..."

8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say anything, another person come
and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you marry me?" and she
goes with him - "That's competition eating into your market share..."

9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to
her and before you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your
wife arrives. - "That's restriction for entering new markets..."

Amazing Calculations

ROMANCE MATHEMATICS
Smart man + smart woman = romance
Smart man + dumb woman = affair
Dumb man + smart woman = marriage
Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy

OFFICE ARITHMETIC
Smart boss + smart employee = profit
Smart boss + dumb employee = production
Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion
Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime

SHOPPING MATH
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need.

GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.

HAPPINESS
To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a
little.
To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to
understand her at all.

LONGEVITY
Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot
more willing to die.

PROPENSITY TO CHANGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.

DISCUSSION T! ECHNIQUE
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.

Ni Tag yang Ke-2 CORRECT WAY OF COOKING NOODLES

Aku membalas balik Tag dengan maklumat yang boleh dikongsi bersama.

The correct way to cook instant noodles without harming our bodies and health. `Normally, how we cook the instant noodles is to put the noodles into a pot with water, throw in the powder and let it cook for around 3 minutes and then it's ready to eat.

This is the WRONG method of cooking the instant noodles.

By doing this, when we actually boil the ingredients in the powder, normally with MSG, it will change the molecular structures of the MSG causing it to be toxic.

The other thing that you may or may not realize is that, the noodles are coated with wax and it will take around 4 to 5 days for the body to excrete the wax after you have taken the noodles.

CORRECT METHOD :

1. boil the noodles in a pot with water.
2. once the noodles is cooked, take out the noodles, and throw away the water which contains wax.
3. boil another pot of water till boiling and put the noodles into the hot boiling water and then shut the fire.
4. only at this stage when the fire is off, and while the water is very hot, put the ingredient with the powder into the water, to make noodle soup.
5. however, if you need dry noodles, take out the noodles and add the ingredient with the powder and toss it to get dry noodles.

Aku Kena Tag ye...... Ok......

Aku try tengok la mcm mana.....
Aku akan balas balik dari first Tag yang telah di tagkan pada aku......

Biasanya kalau org kena Tag, dia kena start tentang diri dia dulu kan.....

Ok....

1. Siapa sebenarnya Makhluk Buas? - Nama sebenar aku ialah Mohd Zikri
2. Asal? - Dari Kedah. Kulim untuk lebih terperinnci
3. Buat apa? - Sekarang aku bekerja di salah satu Jabatan, Kementerian. Jawatan aku pulak yang tak masuk akai ngan apa yang aku belajar waktu sekolah dulu. Aku tak tau macam mana boleh dapat, tapi berjaya jugak aku mengelentong bukan 1 tapi 3 orang penemuduga aku. Agak susah jugak la nak menghadap. Tapi nasib baik yang 3 orang penemuduga aku tu pun tak tahu hal-hal audio ni. Jadi ni la kelebihan aku untuk membuat pembohongan yang melampau.
4. Jawatan apa? - Juruaudio Visual. Tapi sekarang ni dah jadi macam technition kat ofice aku tu. Masih lagi membuat kerja-kerja audio visual tapi bila tiada program atau aktiviti jabatan, aku akan bertukar menjadi technition.
5. Ok tak keja? - Kadang-kadang rasa macam tak keja. rasa macam enjoy je. tapi kalau ada keja, pergh, memang penat gila. kadang-kadang tu, nak kencing pun tak sempat. Tapi sekarang tak de dah. semua ok dah.
6. Tak rindu ka kat catering? - Tak beberapa sangat sebab income keciput. Nak naik pangkat cukup lama. Nak kena lompat-lompat hotel. Pekerjaan sepanjang hayat. tak nak la. Tapi kalau meniaga kedai nak la. walaupun dah tinggalkan bidang dapur ni agak lama, tapi tangan ni masih lagi berbisa. Mampu masak masakan yang sedap-sedap lagi.
7. Pasai apa tak meniaga? - Ingat senang ka? Modal lagi. Bukan setahun punya modal. Kurang-kurang 5 tahun. Bukan senang nak establish kedai makan. Nak kena chek customer behavior, customer quirey, banyak lagi la yang costomer nak. Tapi kalau ada modal, memang buat.
8. Sebab apa pakai nama Makhluk Buas? - Menarik soalan tu. Sebabnya ialah Makhluk Buas ni adalah rekaan aku. Puaka Petaka pula ialah upgred daripada Makhluk Buas. Lagi dasyat dan menggerunkan.

Sekian dulu sesi membalas Tag mengeTag ni......
Selepas ni aku buat Tag yang baru lak....

Something I found at Big Shopping Complex

Agak-agak la kan, apa tanda ni?
Aku jumpa kat shoping kompleks yang agak besar gak la kat penang ni.....

Agak menarik gak la......

An Alberta couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter. They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Calgary and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day. The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email to a wrong person!! Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston , a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack. The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted. The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read



To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: January 17, 2008
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I've seen that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then!!!! Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

P.S. Sure is freaking hot down here!!!

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