marang sekapu karang merepek

Saja ja nak test......
Aku dok tengok ramai member-member karang cerita panjang-panjang. Aku pun nak try jugak la.

Kisahnya bermula pagi tadi........
Seawal 5.30 pagi aku bangun. Aku mandi and siap-siap. Lepak jap, pastu sembahyang subuh.
Tepat jam 6.30 pagi aku bertolak ke Pejabat aku, nak ambik Pajero aku lepastu nak pergi Bukit Mertajam. Hospital Bukit Mertajam yang sebenarnya. So dalam perjalanan aku tu aku singgah la isi minyak.....
Dah macam cerita Along lak, berhenti isi minyak jumpa awek.....
aku tak jumpa awek, tapi Bangla ada la.....
Cerita ni bukan pasai aku pegi isi minyak, cerita ni pasai aku nak pegi Hospital ni yang tak sampai-sampai lagi ni.

Ok. sesudah aku isi minyak kat Pajero aku tu, aku pun bergerak la menuju ke Hospital Bukit Mertajam.

Setibanya aku kat sana, MasyaAllah, pelatih-pelatih 'nurse' punya la banyak........
comel-comel lak tu.....
aku tak perasan lak yang depa tu semua pakai baju riadah, sebab putih saja semua depa tu....
aku berhenti kat wad kecemasan, aku pegi tanya kat jaga kat situ kat mana wad bersalin, sebab pegawai aku kata "hang mai kat wad bersalin, rumah aku kat sana. lepastu kita p sama-sama." itu kata dia. Sampai-sampai kat wad bersalin aku pun call dia. Dia tak jawad, aku call berkali-kali baru la dia jawab.....

"Adik kat mana?" pegawai aku tu tanya.....
" Saya kat wad bersalin"yang ni aku kata......
"Hang nak buat apa kat sana?" Dia tanya lagi.....
"Nak ambik abang p program la" aku kata lagi......
"Dak ah, adik patah balik masuk kat klinik ibu mengandung" dia cuba mengarah aku.......
"laaa..... kata kat wad bersalin?" aku berkata.....
"kat klinik ibu mengandung la adik oi" pegawai aku cuba nak menegakkan kebenaran......
"okla saya p patah balik" aku la kata.....

macam tu la lebih kurang perbualan kami dalam telepon......

Waktu aku masuk kat klinik ibu mengandung, nurse-nurse yang aku nampak tadi ada kat sana.....
dalam hati aku kata, "hari tu kata program kat kampung, nak buat senam erobik dengan orang kampung, ni macam mana pulak buat kat hospital ni, pulak tu buat kat nurse-nurse yang cun-cun ni.....?" muka aku dah jadi muka hairan.......(kehairanan la bukan nurhairani)

takpa, aku p 'farking' Pajero aku, lepas tu aku turun, aku unload barang-barang P.A. system aku...... untuk pengetahuan semua, P.A. system ni aku baru buat hasil kajian dan penemuan terbaru aku semalam.

Maka, angkat la aku sensorang........
Waktu tengah dok angkat, aku curi-curi la tengok depa semua.......
"Boleh tahan jugak, ni sekali pandang, macam mana lak kalau aku tenung?" bisik dalam hati aku.

Tup tak tup tak, siap dah P.A. system aku tu.....
"Ok En. Maee, siap. Dah boleh on" aku kata kat pegawai aku tu.
"Ha.... Terima kasih adik" dia kata sambil ambik mick yang aku 'suakan' kat dia.

Dipendekkan cerita. selepas depa pa bagi ceramah sikit, erobik pun start.......
Waktu tengah nurse-nurse ni dok melompat, ada la satu nurse tu dok curi-curi tengok aku.
Kena lak muka dia macam 'x' aku. Terus mata aku lock on target.

Habis Erobik, diaorang semua lepak gak kat meja aku, bukan nak mengorat aku, nak daftar mengundi. Ha..... Lupa lak. Minah yang jadi pegawai SPR tu lak bekas student Teknik Sungai Petani 2. Dia kenal aku, tapi aku tak kenal dia. maklum la Pompuan...... Kat Teknik aku dulu tu macam sekolah convent, lelaki nampak macam pekerja kat sekolah teknik tu.... sikit sangat...... sikit lagi daripada Polimers.......

Ah, lupakan minah SPR tu, ni minah macam ex aku ni lagi penting.......
Elok nak tanya, mamber dia sembang ngan dia, pulak tu pusing arah lain.....
Time tu lak peluang keemasan.....
mana taknya. aku tengah gulung wayer dekat dengan dia......
dia pun macam bagi line je.......
kira dia antara golongan yang terlewat la balik.......

habis aku kemas barang, aku start enjin, terus cargas, mana la nak tau, dia ada lagi ka kat depan sana........

Malangnya............................
Nasib-nasib....................

Tiba-tiba baru aku teringat sesuatu....... mungkin sebab aku dah berjanji, selagi aku tak beli kereta dengan rumah, selagi tu la aku takkan

tergoda atau dibiarkan digodaai........(apa beza dia ha?)

mungkin sebab tu la aku dah jadi malas nak mengorat atau cuba nak mengorat........
Dah jadi macam lebih relax daripada ada awek atau couple......

Tapi kengkadang tu rasa jugak la sunyi. Rasa macam nak saja menyayagi seseorang atau disayagi seseorang. bukan keluarga tetapi dikalangan kenalan tapi bukan kawan. Aku respek kengkawan aku semua.........

Hai la................ bila la aku nak kaya.........
boleh beli rumah, beli kereta...........

something for laughting

Teacher: History is a very interesting subject. It tells you about what had happened in the past

Student: Please teacher, I don't think I want to study history.

Teacher: Why?

Student: There is no future in it.

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Teacher: Ted, if your father has $10 and you ask him for $6, howmuch would your father still have?

Ted: $10.

Teacher: You don't know maths.

Ted: You don't know my father!

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Mother: David, come here.

David: Yes, mum?

Mother: You really disappoint me. Your results are getting worse.

David: But I will only get my report book tomorrow.

Mother: I know that. But I am going to Hong Kong tomorrow, so I'am scolding you now.

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Father: Why did you fail your mathematics test?

Son: On Monday, teacher said 3+5=8

Father: So?

Son: On Tuesday, she said 4+4=8 And on Wednesday, she said 6+2=8.>If she can't make up her mind, how do I know the right answer?

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A mother and son were doing dishes while the father and daughter were Watching TV in the living room. Suddenly, there was a loud crash of breaking plates, then complete silence. The daughter turned to look at her father.

Daughter: It's mummy!

Father: How do you know?

Daughter: She didn't say anything.

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Girl: Do you love me?

Boy: Yes Dear

Girl: Would you die for me?

Boy: No, mine is undying love

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Man: How old is your father?

Boy: As old as me

Man: How can that be?

Boy: He became a father only when I was born

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Waiter: I've stewed liver, boiled tongue and frog's leg.

Customer: Don't tell me your problems. Give me the menu card.

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Teacher: Simon, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same asyour brother's. Did u copy his?

Simon: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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Father: Your teacher says she finds it impossible to teach you anything!

Son: That's why I say she's no good!

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Teacher: "Where were u born?"

Student: "Malaysia, Sir."

Teacher: "Which part?"

Student: "All of me, Sir."

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A teacher was asking her class: "What is the difference between 'unlawful' And 'illegal'?" Only one hand shot up."Ok, answer, Joan" said the teacher."'unlawful' is when u do something the law doesn't allow and 'illegal' is A sick eagle."

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Teacher: "How come you do not comb your hair?"

Ah Kow: "No comb, Sir."

Teacher: "Use your dad's then."

Ah Kow: "No hair, Sir."

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A boy came home from school with his exam results. "What did u get?" asked his father. "My marks are under water," said the boy. "What do u mean 'under water'?" "They are all below 'C' level"